...is in the air

spring has arrived.  unfortunately, in my hometown of chicago, spring greeted us with several inches of snow.  regardless - the new season is "officially" upon us, so i thought i would celebrate by uploading some tracks from the spring-themed episode, Fear No More.

in actuality....it was one of the next episodes on my list.  but we can just pretend i was being festive.

so, with that, my season one uploads continue.  this includes selections from the next four episodes: 1.17 - 1.20.  this is a huuuge collection - nearly 40 tracks.

if you have recently submitted requests, they will be up very soon.  to pass the time, feel free to send some more my way.

enjoy.

Unexpected Consequences

previously on desperate housewives: unexpected visitors lead to unexpected consequences.  from the "previously on" segment in 1.17, There Won't Be Trumpets.

The Dreams of Sacred Heart

mary alice speaks of the dreams taking place in sacred heart's coma ward - mama solis's dreams in particular.  fortunately, these dreams come to an abrupt halt when mama solis awakes from her coma.  unfortunately, she gets a little too excited and falls down the stairs to her death.  1.17.

Rescued

in 1.17, susan fantasizes about being held at gunpoint by mike.

A Burrito

bill, edie's contractor/sort of boyfriend, asks susan out on date.  susan says no - but bill persists, telling susan that he just wants to take her out for his burrito.  er...a burrito.  1.17.

Funeral March

gaby ditches mama solis's funeral when she spots the high-class crypt that carlos bought - forcing bree to lead the funeral procession.  1.17.

The Translation

a deaf woman bitches out lynette with the help of her 8 year old daughter.  a new low for lynette in 1.17.

Heroes

mary alice talks about heroes in the ending montage of 1.17. 

There Won't Be Trumpets

ending credits from 1.17.

Haunts/One Week's Time

the "previously on" segment from 1.18, Children Will Listen, followed by the teaser in which we learn that gaby will be pregnant within one week's time.  

Child's Play

also in 1.18, mary alice talks about the kiddies on wisteria lane, finishing with her very own kind-of son, zach.  1.18.

The Spanking

bree spanks lynette's kid, and rex is probably jealous.  1.18.

The Run-In

gaby and john run into each other while running.  and then have sex.  1.18.

Revelations at Camp Hennessey

bree and rex visit andrew at camp hennesey, where he reveals which team he is playing for.  1.18.

Toothbrush

also in 1.18, lynette's children threaten to drop a toothbrush into the toilet.  a strategic lynette threatens to unleash bree on them. 

Wanna Bitch About Our Kids?

1.18 ends with lynette and bree mending their friendship.

Children Will Listen

the credits roll in 1.18.

The Right Thing

lynette considers leaving mrs. mccluskey to die on her doorstep.  against her better judgement, she does the right thing and calls an ambulance.  from 1.19, Live Alone and Like It.

Deidre

in 1.19, noah tells mike that deidre's corpse was discovered in a toy chest.

Don't Get Any Blood on the File

a crooked cop cops out a cop killer.  or rather - mike gets beat up in a parking garage in 1.19.

The Sodomite and his Mother

bree calls andrew a sodomite and rex a pervert, all in front of the good reverend sykes.  typical night at the van de kamps shown in 1.19.

Broken

in 1.19, susan comes home to discover that her mom has invited some men over - as a means to get susan's mind off mike.  later, susan tells her mom that the plumber not only broke her heart, he broke her.  

Alone

mary alice does her thang in the ending montage of 1.19.

Live Alone and Like It

le credits, 1.19.

The Best of Parents

susan's past mishaps with julie are outlined at the beginning of 1.20, Fear No More.

Spring on Wisteria Lane

mary alice reminds us that, "spring comes every year to wisteria lane." because on my street spring only comes once every three years?  1.20.

Weeds and Chemicals

bree locks arms with george and rex at a flower market.  rex states that he despises weeds, and george claims that, with the right chemical, you can get rid of anything.  1.20.

Annabel

we meet tom's ex, annabel, and learn her history.  1.20.

A Stolen Baby

in 1.20's flashback, felicia reveals to martha that mary alice stole a baby.

I Don't Have Time For This Crap

i had to include the dialogue - gaby knows how to talk to a priest.  1.20.

You're Not Special, Zach

zach's dad essentially calls him a loser, telling him that julie will never care for him.  so much for sugarcoating it.  1.20.

We're Really Happy

 lynette sics her kids on annabel in the hopes that she will see how perfect the scavo family is.  the children are subtle and tell annabel, "we're really happy!"  1.20.

Something Husbands Say

tom and lynette argue about annabel in 1.20.

Exploding Kitchens

BOOM! in 1.20.

Appreciating Spring

mary alice tells us that the folks of wisteria lane are too busy with their lives to appreciate spring.  from the ending montage of 1.20.

Fear No More

credits, 1.20.

Alone (Andrew's Plan Edition)

bonus track.  andrew reveals his revenge plans for his mother, which leads into the ending montage from 1.19.

and that's that.  peace out.

-james