Welcome

  • this is a continuous project, aimed at providing the most extensive collection of desperate housewives music on the net

  • the tracks have been cleaned of dialogue/sounds, save for the occasional chirping birds

  • you can play tracks directly in your browser, or you may download them for yourself - click the "divshare" button in the player bar and on the new page click "download original" on the right

  • requests are welcomed and encouraged

  • click play below to listen to a sample - the ending montage from 3.23, Getting Married Today






Wednesday, April 23, 2008

because i told you...

...the best is yet to come.

as previously mentioned, i am going to be taking a break before venturing on to season two uploads.  i am, however, still going to be actively working on the site.  here is what you can expect of the future:

- an organized archive of all the available songs
- the option to download each track on either divshare or rapidshare
- entire albums available to download in a zip file (so those newcomers won't have to download each song individually)
- season four selections
- remixes  (ha, i'm going to at least try)
- the recent requests of course (which will be coming soon)
- and more

i will still be taking and posting requests - so continue to check back and i encourage you to send me your requests.

thanks to luke for the new title image!  i think it looks a lot better.

and, without further ado, the musical selections from episode 1.23, One Wonderful Day...

The Quiet Desperation of Mary Alice Young



One Wonderful Day begins with mary alice revealing what she was desperate for and the lengths she went to attain it.

And So They Came



susan, gaby and lynette show up at the hospital to console bree - who's husband just had a heart attack.  but at least she got her bed made.  a nice piece of music, in my opinion.

Zach Attack



zach plays hockey with ms. tillman's head.

Introducing Betty Applewhite


edie meets betty and matthew applewhite at their new house, and is confused as to why betty won't let her inside.  but edie is likely more upset that betty doesn't have a husband for her to sleep with.

Call Me, We'll Talk!



susan wants to cuddle up with mike and discuss blackmail.

More Power to Ya



gaby informs carlos that he can be the one responsible for breastfeeding their baby.

Tom Plays



tom lost his job and decided to become a professional 12 year old.  at least he is finally acting his age.  (oooh!!)

The Best is Yet to Come



bree spends her last moment with rex telling him that the best is yet to come.  short, but sweet.

I'm Gonna Kill Mr. Delfino



zach, a fun-loving guy, holds susan at gunpoint, screams about his name actually being dana and claims that he is going to kill his biological father.  

The Wrong Guy



john reveals the affair to carlos, who then goes on another accidental gay bashing.  a lot of noise in this piece - my apologies.  although the "he's going after the gay guy!" is quite funny.

The Wrong Guy (John's Confession Edition)



same as above, including john's major confession.

The Desert



mike and paul visit fairview's local desert?

Potassium



rex learns that someone had been giving him potassium pills - and he thinks that someone may be bree.

You're Going Back to Work



tom tells lynette that she is going back to work.

I Understand and I Forgive You



rex leaves bree a fun li'l post-it note before he peaces out.

Widow



bree learns that rex has died, and then returns to polishing her silver.  the sad news, followed by the beautiful music.

My Secrets



paul, at gunpoint, begins to reveal mary alice's secrets to mike.

Oh Mary Alice, What Did You Do?



choppin' up carrots and choppin' up baby mamas - the entirety of mary alice's dark secret is finally revealed.

Oh Mary Alice, What Did You Do? (The Murder Edition)



same as above, including the mayhem.

So Brave, So Determined and So Very Desperate



season one concludes with the women of wisteria lane facing some major changes, and mike facing his fate.

So Brave, So Determined and So Very Desperate (Mary Alice Edition)



the conclusion of season one, plus a little mary alice action.

One Wonderful Day



the credits roll!

and that concludes my season one uploads.  

until next time, ciao.

-james












Sunday, April 20, 2008

future

no major updates right now - but i noticed the recent comments and, being a perfectionist, i had to edit the tracks that were discussed.  so those are provided below.  if you want me to "edit" any other tracks, just let me know and i will see what i can do.  

sometime this week i will be posting the selections from season one's finale - One Wonderful Day.  it should be a fairly good collection - including every single piece of music from the finale, plus a handful of pieces with dialogue included (not during the music, of course).  following that - the recent requests.

and then my focus is going to change.  i will be waiting several months to begin my season two uploads, as i am going to be "working behind the scenes" for awhile.  there are some things i'd like to accomplish for the site before i get back to doing uploads.  more details with my next posting.  (and don't worry, i will still take requests).

that's it - check back in a couple days for the last of the season one uploads.

Peeping Ashley (edit)



the new girl next door, ashley, sees gaby make out with john. 1.03.

Dignity (edit)



the "previously on" segment from episode 2.10, Coming Home - which then leads into bree discovering that george had his very own "bree doll." (still not much of a fade-out - but the very next beat is the beginning of the main title theme).

-james

Tuesday, April 15, 2008

just can't seem to get it right today

sorry for the delay.  these past few days have been a little hectic for me, but i think i've gotten things right back on track.
speaking of getting it right....this commercial is way overplayed - but i'm a big fan of the song, and joe purdy.  check it out:  Kia Spectra Commercial

okay, here are the recent requests.  the next post will be my uploads from season one's finale - it's going to be a good one!

oh, and i hope those who were able to watch the new episode on sunday night enjoyed it?  i personally thought it was pretty average.  but, hey, at least the show is back.

enjoy.

The Meaning of a Kiss



gaby and tom lock lips in the beginning of 2.11, One Last Kiss.

Zach's Back



susan informs mike that zach, his son, has returned to the lane.  2.11.

Andrew's Lab Partner



bree brings andrew breakfast in bed, but finds that he already has some sausage (horrible joke, i apologize).  justin claims that he is merely andrew's lab partner. 2.11.

The Theory



in order to prove a point to gaby, lynette and carlos have sex.  



just kidding, they only make out...but it's quite the passionate make-out.  2.11.

Sometimes You Just Have to Laugh



betty thinks that dead bodies locked in trunks are hysterical.  2.11.

Kiss



the ending montage of 2.11, in which we see a lot of people kissing.

Blood Drive



suspicions concerning the applewhites are aroused at the wisteria lane blood drive - which results in betty and matt discussing their future plans.  from episode, 2.12, We're Gonna Be All Right.

That's My Guy



gaby's love for carlos is reinforced when he throws a man through a window.  2.12.

You're Not Happy



tom reveals to lynette that he hasn't been a happy camper.  2.12.

The Nature of War



edie proves she understands the nature of war by tempting karl with sex, and then tying him to her bed.  from the beginning of episode 2.13, There's Something About a War.

The Annulment 



sister mary shows carlos an annulment brochure, which she always keeps on hand in her car's glove compartment.  2.13.

You, Me and God



gaby lies to a priest.  and then confesses the lie to another priest.  2.13.

The Deal



tom and lynette discuss a deal - if tom will work with lynette, he must forgive her for getting him fired.  2.13.

The Boy Upstairs



bree spots caleb in the upstairs window of the applewhite house.  2.13.

Snap



susan gives dr. ron some sass by literally snapping in his face.  as the two reconcile, she apologizes for snapping at him.  2.13.

A Suburban Slave



bree discovers her friend's secret to throwing the perfect luncheon - having a slave do the work.  from episode 2.14, Silly People.  (a lot of voices here - sorry.)

The Slave's New Home



gaby welcomes former slave xiao-mei to her home at the end 2.14.

A Thin Door



mrs. mccluskey overhears tom and lynette arguing about whether or not to employ her as their babysitter.  from episode 2.15, Thank You So Much.

Bree Babysits



bree gets wasted and the scavo boys run off.  2.15.

A Chance She Wouldn't Believe Me



an emotional scene in which carlos and gaby discuss gaby's issues with her mother.  2.15.

Vanish



mike tells paul that, in order to stay safe from noah, he and zach need to vanish.  2.15.

The Total Package



karl tells susan that he is going to propose to edie because she is "the total package."  2.15.

Adoption



carlos has adapted to the idea of adopting.  2.15.

This is the Street I Used to Live On



the ending montage from 2.23, Remember.

You Fell



lynette confesses to tom that she had fallen for rick.  from 3.22, What Would We Do Without You?

that's it!

-james

Wednesday, April 9, 2008

almost

almost done with season one tracks.  

the new tracks below are all from episode 1.22, Goodbye For Now.  
requests will be up in several days. 

aaand enjoy.

Welcome to the Majors



1.22 begins with edie resisting the flirtations of one of her workers, informing him that he is so far out of his league that he is playing a different sport.  but one encounter with susan and mike leads her to welcome the lucky guy with open arms.  or, rather, open legs.  

Moral Decay



fed up with the endless wisteria lane scandals, some long term residents decide to ditch out on the moral decay and move - thus making room for the applewhites to move on in.  

Par for the Course



bree plays mini-golf with george, who can't seem to control his club and balls.

The Intervention



the ladies try to make susan reconsider her relationship with mike - but their minds are quickly changed by susan's heartfelt words.

The Pharmacist's Visit



george pokes around bree's house and discovers a box of equipment.

Death Penalty 



ms. tillman and mike discuss politics and the whereabouts of paul young.  

Mow My Lawn, Bang My Wife



gaby hints to carlos that he may not be the father of her baby, which results in parole violation, auto theft, a high speed car chase and an accidental gay bashing.  

Box of Toys



bree whips rex and george knows about it.  this is the scene in which george tells bree that he heard about her box of s&m toys.  

The Diary Discovered



susan finds mrs. huber's diary - which once again leads to her distrusting mike.  

Pretending



carlos is upset that gaby "pretended" to have an affair just to piss him off.

The Baseball Field



mike attacks paul at the baseball field.

Rex's Heart Attack



rex's dramatic heart attack scene.

Saying Goodbye



rex is dying, bree is making her bed and the pretty montage music begins.  

Goodbye For Now



the credits roll in 1.22.

ciao!

-james

Saturday, April 5, 2008

mad props

can't forget to give recognition to our main man, mr. steve jablonsky:

thanks to steve for his exceptional talents and superb musical scores.

and, without further ado, your requests.  keep 'em coming.  

The Wrong Man



betty writes an anonymous letter to the chicago police department, informing them that they have accused the wrong man of murdering melanie foster.  from 2.05, They Asked Me Why I Believe In You.

Caleb



bree pays the mysterious caleb a visit in 2.14, Silly People.

Macaroon?



paul returns home from spending an afternoon with corrupt cops.  an intense scene ensues in which paul has bruises, mike has a loaded gun, and ms. tillman has fresh-backed cookies.  2.16, There Is No Other Way.

What We Carry



mike wakes up from his coma just in time for mary alice's ending montage.  from the conclusion of 3.03, A Weekend in the Country.

Play Ball!



lynette bribes a 10 year old in order to help parker "improve" his batting average.  this piece has a bit of cheering in the background - my apologies.  from 3.04, Like It Was.

Re-Writing History



susan is rejected by mike, and then mary alice tells us about the many ways we can re-write history.  one of my favorite ending montage pieces, from 3.04.

Le Plan Tortueux de Nora



nora initiates her plan to steal tom, followed by the sinister-sounding ending montage of 3.05, Nice She Ain't.

The Young and the Restless



lynette finds something disturbing in art's basement, which triggers mary alice to explain the complex relationships we have with the young.  from 3.08, Children and Art.

The Fashion Model's Diet


 
gaby accidentally teaches some eight year olds the benefits of bulimia.  from 3.09, Beautiful Girls.

An Empty Basement



parker is missing, so lynette runs over to the resident pedophile's house to find him.  unfortunately, her son isn't to be found - and all the evidence against art is missing too.  3.09.

Hearts and Bureaus



ian makes room for susan in his heart - and in his bureau.  a lovely piece from 3.09.

His Precious Monique



also in 3.09, gloria reveals to bree that orson cheated on alma with monique.

Our Gift



bree and orson kick gloria out of their house as a christmas present for their children.  from 3.10, The Miracle Song.

We'll Leave When I'm Done



kayla savors her ice cream, all as a means to piss off lynette - who then retaliates by having her boys drag kayla into the car. from 3.11, No Fits, No Fights, No Feuds.

A Dinner Invitation  



bree invites the now-alive alma over for dinner, all as a means to prove to susan that orson is innocent.  3.11.

Starting Over



gaby and carlos share their dating woes, and reminisce about their time together.  3.11.

Van de Tramp



danielle gives julie relationship advice, and explains how she got her lovely nickname.  3.11.

Alma Unveiled 



bree introduces her very special dinner guest - her husband's dead wife.  3.11.

You Absolutely Will



3.11 concludes with mary alice telling us that alma will absolutely fit in on wisteria lane.

Gaby's Stalker



a mysterious man shows up at gaby's house in the middle of the night.  from 3.12, Not While I'm Around.

On My Side



orson and alma talk - and kiss - in 3.12.

Don't Tell Bree



bree visits alma's house for fresh-squeezed lemonade and dead whore's teeth.  and a parrot.  3.12.

Protection



mary alice rocks it out in the ending montage of 3.12.

The Garden Snake



gloria visits bree in her garden - they exchange words, and then bree sprays her with the hose.  from 3.13, Come Play Wiz Me.

Monique's Murder



we learn what really happened the night monique died.  from the beginning of 3.15, The Little Things You Do Together.

A Nice, Warm Bath/Andrew to the Rescue



gloria gives bree a bath and andrew a beating.  an exciting scene from 3.15, The Little Things You Do Together.

Creepy Crawlers



lynette and susan decide that it would be easier to confront gaby than it would be to hide in a van of spiders and snakes.  from 3.20, Gossip.  

that's it - peace.

-james

Wednesday, April 2, 2008

twist

hmm.  i read a spoiler about the "big twist" in this season's finale.  i cannot decide how i feel about it.  if you want to be in the know, check out the link.

i wonder if it's true?  i believe it was posted on april fool's day.  so that may be relevant.  let's hope it was a joke.

anyway, i uploaded tracks from a single episode - episode 1.21, Sunday in the Park with George.  the requests will be posted this weekend. be in touch if you have any more requests, suggestions, etc. and...i promise, promise, promise that i will soon get to season four.

enjoy. 

Hopelessly Naive



episode 1.21 opens with a good old fashioned "previously on" segment - and then leads into the scene in which susan's mother gets engaged for the 15th time.  (well, practically).

Marriage



mary alice explains the sanctity of marriage as we see a montage of the wisteria lane wedding photos.

Mama Did It



gaby is pissed that carlos tampered with her birth control - so he passes the blame onto his dead mom.

Mr. Shaw



the lovable mr. shaw speaks with paul, and then susan.

It Might Be Yours...



gaby tells john the good news - he might be a father!  he celebrates by kicking garbage bags of grass clippings.

The Mike Delfino File



julie reads mike's file to susan - followed by a scene in which mike and noah have a mysterious conversation.

Paul Drugs Zach



...paul drugs zach.

A Little Fantasy



lynette is determined to save her sex life - but her plan backfires when she passes out on her couch in a french maid's outfit.

Zach Is With Me



mrs. tillman finds zach all coked out.  so she smacks him and drags his limp body over to her pad.

Tom's Thong



tom returns the favor to lynette and engages in a little fantasy of his own.

A Better Life



mrs. tillman explains to paul that she can give zach a better life.  (she can teach him how to cook well, respect women, amputate his fingers, etc.)

He's Good



susan finally learns the truth about mike - he's good.  followed the episode's closing montage.  a very nice piece. 

Sunday in the Park with George



the credits roll.

ciao! 

-james