Welcome

  • this is a continuous project, aimed at providing the most extensive collection of desperate housewives music on the net

  • the tracks have been cleaned of dialogue/sounds, save for the occasional chirping birds

  • you can play tracks directly in your browser, or you may download them for yourself - click the "divshare" button in the player bar and on the new page click "download original" on the right

  • requests are welcomed and encouraged

  • click play below to listen to a sample - the ending montage from 3.23, Getting Married Today






Saturday, October 11, 2008

it's awful

...hello!  

first of all - my sincere apologies.  work on the desperate housewives score has, obviously, been put on hiatus.  what's even worse is that i never communicated this fact.  so, here it is:  due to my recent move to nyc (i got a job!), my lack of funds as a result of that move (i literally, and i mean literally, cannot afford the season four dvd), and the unfortunate circumstance of being without my desktop computer (the one i had all my software/programs on - it's still in chicago)....i am going to have to take a break.  or, rather, continue taking a break.  

i know this may be disappointing and i apologize.  the good news is that i am at least connected to the internet again (and have returned to civilization in general - 12 weeks of sleeping on a couch was getting old....), and i can therefore now respond to your emails and update the site.  i can let you know that i am here, i am alive and i am eager as hell to bring you more music in the future. 

below are three tracks from season four.  the quality isn't the best because i took them from the online episodes.  while they are decent enough to listen to, i still prefer to get the music from the dvds, so i won't be doing any more uploads until i have the dvds and my computer in my possession.  

thanks for your support, everyone.  you may e-mail me if you like - but, keep in mind, any requests i get are just going to pile up until i have the resources to work on them.

enjoy.  and check back soon.  i'm still here.

It's Awful


danielle gives up her baby and confesses to bree just how awful it is.  this touching scene takes place in episode 4.6, Now I know, Don't Be Scared.

What We Fear



lynette learns that her cancer is gone - and shares the emotional moment with a dead animal.  followed by mary alice's closing words at the end of 4.6.

And Then the Winds Came



a tornado has come and gone, leaving wisteria lane with destroyed homes, conveniently dead supporting characters and the uncertain fate of the scavo family. this is from the ending montage of episode 4.9, Something's Coming.

when will the next uploads be?  i can't say.  but, again, i am here and i am eager.  there will be more to come.

peace.

-james



Sunday, May 25, 2008

new york, new york


i usually like to keep things simple, so i'll make this brief:  i am packing up my life and moving to new york.  yes, this major change in my life will impact the site - but hopefully not much.  things may slow down a bit, but i have no intentions of stopping.  i'll still be here, so please keep checking back.

i have almost 400 tracks - and i know that they need to be organized in some kind of archive.  i'm working on it.

season four - the dvd comes out in a couple months.  at that point, i will begin to take season four requests.  assuming i am not living in a trash can in central park.

and now, what you all came here for!  the recent requests are below.  if you don't see your request, it means it is already somewhere on the site.  i know it is a pain to go through all the pages, which is why i am making the archive a top priority.  please be patient!  :) 

thanks everyone - enjoy.

(EDIT:  a couple of these tracks are not working for some reason.  i'm aware and i'm working on it.)

Best Friends



we learn about the friendship between edie and mrs. huber in the opening of episode 1.11, Move On.  and we also hear mary alice a little in the background?  sorry...

The Search Party



the search party for mrs. huber is formed.  1.11.

The Naked Nanny



tom sees claire in the buff.  1.11.

A Little Formal for the Mall



tom and lynette see gaby working as a spokeswoman at the mall.  1.11.

She's a Liar



bree reveals to andrew that his father had an affair - and andrew calls her a liar.  1.11.

New York, New York



susan sings/yells at karl in 1.11.

Tom's Eyes



lynette catches tom eyeing claire's cleavage. 1.11.

The Smiling Corpse



the "previously on" segment leads into the opening of 1.12, Every Day a Little Death, in which we see a dead and smiling martha huber.

Death, Once Again



as ms. tillman receives some bad news, mary alice tells us that death has once again come to wisteria lane.  1.12.

Susan and Mike...and Edie



susan and mike kiss, while edie sits in the sidelines.  1.12.

Gunning for Bree



george gives bree a gift that touches her heart - a gun.  1.12.

Outsiders



edie discusses being an outsider, while mike pays noah a visit. 1.12.

Ashes to Ashes



susan confesses to edie - and then gets a mouthful of mrs. huber.  1.12.

Controlling Control



carlos tampers with gaby's birth control in 1.12.

Mistakes



mary alice discusses mistakes in the beginning of 1.13, Your Fault.

Susan Spies



susan listens to a phone conversation between zach and julie.  1.13

The Curb



lynette kicks tom's father to the curb in 1.13.

Very Much Alive



paul tells zach that dana is very much alive.  1.13.

The Glowing Lights



mary alice talks about the lights in our lives in the ending montage of 2.08, The Sun Won't Set.

Temptations



everyone gives into their temptations in the ending montage of 2.18, Everybody Says Don't.

Redemption



everyone is capable of redemption - even bree! - in the ending montage of episode 2.19, Don't Look at Me.

Breakfast in Bed



carlos brings breakfast in bed to gaby - and finds her with another man.  from 3.05, Nice She Ain't.

A Force So Potent



mary alice talks about passion in the ending montage of 3.18, Liasons

Power



mary alice talks about power in the ending montage of 3.19, God, That's Good.


that's all for now!  peace!

-james

Tuesday, May 13, 2008

...and the rest

sorry for the delay folks - i have been super busy lately!  
below are the 30 other requests - plus the most recent ones.  enjoy.

Bree's Seduction



bree seduces rex in 1.06, Running to Stand Still.

Dana



zach reveals the name dana to julie. 1.06.

Dana's Blanket



the ending narration of 1.06 in which we see dana's blanket.

Lynette vs. Maisy



lynette squares off against maisy gibbons.  1.06.

Lynette Experiments



lynette experiments with hard drugs!  (well, ADD medication.)  1.06.

Running to Stand Still



the credits roll in 1.06.

Pill Popper



lynette steals drugs from her friends in 1.07, Anything You Can Do.

The Book Club



the ladies meet for their book club - with no one having read the book.  1.07.

Discovering Dana



lynette and susan discover dana's blanket in 1.07.

Hit and Run



mama solis sees gaby cheating on carlos - but fails to see andrew speeding towards her down the lane.  1.07.

Anything You Can Do



the credits of 1.07.

Clean-up on Wisteria Lane



the ladies clean up the mess from the hit and run in episode 1.08, Guilty.

The Finances of Mrs. Huber



edie and mrs. huber discuss mrs. huber's money problems in 1.08.

Mike's Secret Stash



susan discovers what mike has hidden in his kitchen - cash and a gun.  1.08.

Knots



lynette teaches the scouts how to tie knots - and ends up passing out.  1.08.

Through the Floor



the whole susan/floor/mike/bongo/money/gun ordeal from  1.08.

I Can't Do This



lynette freaks out and drops her kids off at susan's.  1.08.

The Author of the Note



paul learns who wrote the note that led to mary alice's suicide.  1.08.

Her Next Great Idea



gaby has her next great idea - a fashion show.  from the beginning of 1.o9, Suspicious Minds.

High Andrew



bree catches andrew smoking marijuana.  1.09.

Susan's Dress



susan's fashion show dress is revealed.  1.09.

Nanny Hunt



lynette scours the park for a nanny in 1.09.

Gaby and Mrs. Rowland



gaby tells her friend that she is screwing her son.  1.09.

Maisy's Secret



we learn that maisy gibbons is not only a bitch - but also a prostitute.  the "previously on" segment and the beginning of episode 1.10, Come Back to Me.

A Courtroom Drama



carlos is on trial in 1.10.

Sprouts



lynette tries to get her kids to eat their veggies in 1.10.

Missing



edie tries to locate the missing martha huber.  1.10.

The Big Crush



susan and mike have a mushy, love-dovey conversation.  gag!  from 1.10.

I Pity You



bree pities the fool that sleeps with her husband!  bree confronts maisy in 1.10.

I'm Thrilled You Still Love Me



bree then proceeds to confront rex.  1.10.

The Prodigal Son



zach returns home to paul in episode 2.10, Coming Home.

Smooth Smoothie Move



susan spills her smoothie on a comatose woman.  from 3.01, Listen to the Rain on the Roof.

Friday (Edit)



the beginning of episode 3.07, Bang.

The Services of Karen McCluskey



mrs. mccluskey is shown doing "chores" for her neighbors in the opening of episode 3.08, Children and Art.

that's it for now - peace!

-james

Sunday, May 4, 2008

part one

still here - just doing stuff behind the scenes.  i have nothing much to show for it yet, save for the new little icon next to my web address.  hopefully most of you can see it, although some browsers may not be able to.

okay - i received about 60 specific requests.  that is way too many for one post, so i have posted the first 30 tracks that were requested.  the next 30 will be up in about a week.  i apologize if you have to wait a little longer for your request.

enjoy.

Thieves and Guns



a stolen bottle of booze falls out of julie's backpack, and caroline retrieves the gun she plans to murder her husband with.  3.07, Bang.

No One's Going Anywhere



caroline takes her hostages in 3.07.

A Hostage Has Been Shot



the dreadful news hits - and the scavo children ask where their mother is. 3.07.

Pool Fight



andrew kicks george's ass in 2.04, My Heart Belongs to Daddy.

The Good Fathers



mary alice tells us about good fathers in the ending montage of 2.04.

Mommy is Coming



gaby rushes home after realizing she forgot a small something - her baby.  from 2.19, Don't Look at Me.

Verbalize



andrew and bree talk through their issues in 2.19.

Of Severed Ties



susan chooses dr. ron over mike, and then mary alice rocks it out in the ending montage.  the ending of 2.17, Could I Leave You?

Your House...



susan's house goes up into flames in the closing montage of 2.21, I Know Things Now.

Sweet and Unexpected



the mysterious orson makes his way into bree's life at the very end of season two's finale, Remember.

Dangerous Men



dangerous men lurk around in the closing montage of 3.09, Beautiful Girls.

The Perfect Couple



mary alice describes the perfect couple as being the bride and groom atop a wedding cake.  their secret?  they never have to look at each other!  mary alice cracks her first joke in the ending montage of 3.02, It Takes Two.

Departing Austin



austin leaves wisteria lane - and julie - at the end of 3.16, My Husband, the Pig.

The Sound of a Secret



zach wakes up to discover his father digging in the pool.  from 1.01.

Her Real Name



the ladies discuss the tape that reveals mary alice's real name.  from the beginning of 1.04, Who's That Woman.

Be My Guest



lynette deals with her wild kids and gaby deals with john - and the cable guy.  from 1.04.

A Neighbor



the ending montage from 1.04.

Frisbee



julie and susan pretend to lose a frisbee in order for julie to sneak into mrs. huber's house - and edie nearly foils their plan.  1.04.

Paul and the Note



the ladies show paul the shocking note.  1.04.

Who's That Woman



the credits roll in 1.04.

Susan's Bad Luck



a montage of susan's mishaps is shown in the introduction of 1.05, Come In, Stranger.

Screams and Shouts



the women hear zach and paul fighting from across the street.  1.05.

Mama Solis Arrives



mama solis in da house!  episode 1.05.

I Think So...



carlos tells his mama that he thinks gaby may be cheating on him.  1.05.

Go, Go, GO!



lynette puts her boys to work in order to make them tired - and therefore appear as peaceful children.  1.05.

The Blood-Stained Floor



zach cleans up a little bit of spilled blood in 1.05.

The Intruder



zach breaks into bree's house to....decorate!  1.05.

Susan and Mike's First Kiss



...susan and mike's first kiss.  1.05.

The Abstinence Club



gaby learns that john and danielle are both in the abstinence club. from 1.06, Running to Stand Still.

Susan is Nancy Drew



susan follows paul to find out where zach is being held. 1.06.

the second half will be up in a week.  and for those of you who get to see a new desperate housewives tonight - enjoy!

ciao.

-james

Wednesday, April 23, 2008

because i told you...

...the best is yet to come.

as previously mentioned, i am going to be taking a break before venturing on to season two uploads.  i am, however, still going to be actively working on the site.  here is what you can expect of the future:

- an organized archive of all the available songs
- the option to download each track on either divshare or rapidshare
- entire albums available to download in a zip file (so those newcomers won't have to download each song individually)
- season four selections
- remixes  (ha, i'm going to at least try)
- the recent requests of course (which will be coming soon)
- and more

i will still be taking and posting requests - so continue to check back and i encourage you to send me your requests.

thanks to luke for the new title image!  i think it looks a lot better.

and, without further ado, the musical selections from episode 1.23, One Wonderful Day...

The Quiet Desperation of Mary Alice Young



One Wonderful Day begins with mary alice revealing what she was desperate for and the lengths she went to attain it.

And So They Came



susan, gaby and lynette show up at the hospital to console bree - who's husband just had a heart attack.  but at least she got her bed made.  a nice piece of music, in my opinion.

Zach Attack



zach plays hockey with ms. tillman's head.

Introducing Betty Applewhite


edie meets betty and matthew applewhite at their new house, and is confused as to why betty won't let her inside.  but edie is likely more upset that betty doesn't have a husband for her to sleep with.

Call Me, We'll Talk!



susan wants to cuddle up with mike and discuss blackmail.

More Power to Ya



gaby informs carlos that he can be the one responsible for breastfeeding their baby.

Tom Plays



tom lost his job and decided to become a professional 12 year old.  at least he is finally acting his age.  (oooh!!)

The Best is Yet to Come



bree spends her last moment with rex telling him that the best is yet to come.  short, but sweet.

I'm Gonna Kill Mr. Delfino



zach, a fun-loving guy, holds susan at gunpoint, screams about his name actually being dana and claims that he is going to kill his biological father.  

The Wrong Guy



john reveals the affair to carlos, who then goes on another accidental gay bashing.  a lot of noise in this piece - my apologies.  although the "he's going after the gay guy!" is quite funny.

The Wrong Guy (John's Confession Edition)



same as above, including john's major confession.

The Desert



mike and paul visit fairview's local desert?

Potassium



rex learns that someone had been giving him potassium pills - and he thinks that someone may be bree.

You're Going Back to Work



tom tells lynette that she is going back to work.

I Understand and I Forgive You



rex leaves bree a fun li'l post-it note before he peaces out.

Widow



bree learns that rex has died, and then returns to polishing her silver.  the sad news, followed by the beautiful music.

My Secrets



paul, at gunpoint, begins to reveal mary alice's secrets to mike.

Oh Mary Alice, What Did You Do?



choppin' up carrots and choppin' up baby mamas - the entirety of mary alice's dark secret is finally revealed.

Oh Mary Alice, What Did You Do? (The Murder Edition)



same as above, including the mayhem.

So Brave, So Determined and So Very Desperate



season one concludes with the women of wisteria lane facing some major changes, and mike facing his fate.

So Brave, So Determined and So Very Desperate (Mary Alice Edition)



the conclusion of season one, plus a little mary alice action.

One Wonderful Day



the credits roll!

and that concludes my season one uploads.  

until next time, ciao.

-james