now (updated)

note:  there is an edit at the bottom of the post - some extra requests that i had forgotten!  sorry!

now: requests.

later: more season one uploads.

a little later: an organized archive of all the available tracks.

much later:  season two uploads begin!

enjoy.  and, as always, please feel free to contact me with requests, comments, concerns, flirtations, etc.  

Trimming Hedges

gaby sees john with another woman, and executes her revenge via some cruel yard work.  from episode 2.03, You'll Never Get Away From Me.

Our Biggest Problem

in 2.05, They Asked Me Why I Believed in You, gaby and carlos bicker in group therapy - which leads to the discovery that their problems pale in comparison to another couple's.

Right This Way

bree, for the second time, lays her husband to rest.  and she buries her sanity with him.  bree's famous freak out takes place at the end of 2.05.

A Perfect Hostess

bree shoots at an uninvited dinner guest in the beginning of 2.09, That's Good, That's Bad.

You Killed Rex (George's Death)

bree learns the truth about rex's death - and george tries to win her back by attempting suicide in a hotel room.  from 2.09, this dramatic scene concludes with the death of the crazy pharmacist and the episode's ending montage.

Dignity

the "previously on" segment from episode 2.10, Coming Home - which then leads into bree discovering that george had his very own "bree doll."

Your Baby

gaby tells carlos that she has made a decision - she wants to have a baby with him.  a sweet scene from 2.13, There's Something About a War.

A Loaded Question

"previously on" segment from 2.16, There Is No Other Way.

Addiction

bree's addiction to fine, aged merlot turns into an addiction to a fine, aged man - peter, her AA sponsor.  from the beginning of episode 2.18, Everybody Says Don't.

Tu Me Manques, Monique

bree and orson celebrate their wedding by visiting the morgue so orson can speak french to a corpse.  from the morgue scene at the end of episode 3.02, It Takes Two.

Pull Over

lynette and nora argue in the car, which results in nora abandoning lynette and hitching a ride.  from episode 3.03, A Weekend in the Country.

Bragging in Disguise 

edie confesses her sins - or is she bragging about them?  from 3.06, Sweetheart I Have to Confess.

No One You Won't Betray

bree's dinner party is ruined when the police arrive to question orson.  once it is revealed that susan tipped off the authorities, bree claims that there is no one susan won't betray for mike.  from episode 3.11, No Fits, No Fights, No Feuds.

Kayla's Betrayal 

kayla backstabs lynette by revealing lynette's true whereabouts to ed.  from episode 3.13, Come Play Wiz Me.  

Orson's Tomorrow Morning

orson narrates the events that will clear his name and finally end his (and bree's) turmoil.  from 3.15, The Little Things You Do Together.

Hopped Up on Couture

gaby raids victor's ex-wife's closet in 3.17, Dress Big.

Ida's Discovery

what's that smell?  a dead body, of course.  3.19, God, That's Good.

My Damn Space

susan battles a man for a parking spot in episode 3.20, Gossip.

ciao!

-james

EDIT:  

Look Closer

mary alice tells us to slow our lives down and look closer in the ending montage of 1.02, Ah, But Underneath.

The Young Residence

the music that plays when the ladies discover that paul young is selling his house. from the end of episode 1.03, Pretty Little Picture.

Intruders

mary alice speaks of intruders in the ending montage of episode 1.05, Come In, Stranger.

Come In, Stranger

the credits roll in 1.05.

Orson's Freedom

orson is finally free from the sins of his mother, and can look forward to a bright future with bree.  from the ending montage of 3.15, The Little Things You Do Together.

...is in the air

spring has arrived.  unfortunately, in my hometown of chicago, spring greeted us with several inches of snow.  regardless - the new season is "officially" upon us, so i thought i would celebrate by uploading some tracks from the spring-themed episode, Fear No More.

in actuality....it was one of the next episodes on my list.  but we can just pretend i was being festive.

so, with that, my season one uploads continue.  this includes selections from the next four episodes: 1.17 - 1.20.  this is a huuuge collection - nearly 40 tracks.

if you have recently submitted requests, they will be up very soon.  to pass the time, feel free to send some more my way.

enjoy.

Unexpected Consequences

previously on desperate housewives: unexpected visitors lead to unexpected consequences.  from the "previously on" segment in 1.17, There Won't Be Trumpets.

The Dreams of Sacred Heart

mary alice speaks of the dreams taking place in sacred heart's coma ward - mama solis's dreams in particular.  fortunately, these dreams come to an abrupt halt when mama solis awakes from her coma.  unfortunately, she gets a little too excited and falls down the stairs to her death.  1.17.

Rescued

in 1.17, susan fantasizes about being held at gunpoint by mike.

A Burrito

bill, edie's contractor/sort of boyfriend, asks susan out on date.  susan says no - but bill persists, telling susan that he just wants to take her out for his burrito.  er...a burrito.  1.17.

Funeral March

gaby ditches mama solis's funeral when she spots the high-class crypt that carlos bought - forcing bree to lead the funeral procession.  1.17.

The Translation

a deaf woman bitches out lynette with the help of her 8 year old daughter.  a new low for lynette in 1.17.

Heroes

mary alice talks about heroes in the ending montage of 1.17. 

There Won't Be Trumpets

ending credits from 1.17.

Haunts/One Week's Time

the "previously on" segment from 1.18, Children Will Listen, followed by the teaser in which we learn that gaby will be pregnant within one week's time.  

Child's Play

also in 1.18, mary alice talks about the kiddies on wisteria lane, finishing with her very own kind-of son, zach.  1.18.

The Spanking

bree spanks lynette's kid, and rex is probably jealous.  1.18.

The Run-In

gaby and john run into each other while running.  and then have sex.  1.18.

Revelations at Camp Hennessey

bree and rex visit andrew at camp hennesey, where he reveals which team he is playing for.  1.18.

Toothbrush

also in 1.18, lynette's children threaten to drop a toothbrush into the toilet.  a strategic lynette threatens to unleash bree on them. 

Wanna Bitch About Our Kids?

1.18 ends with lynette and bree mending their friendship.

Children Will Listen

the credits roll in 1.18.

The Right Thing

lynette considers leaving mrs. mccluskey to die on her doorstep.  against her better judgement, she does the right thing and calls an ambulance.  from 1.19, Live Alone and Like It.

Deidre

in 1.19, noah tells mike that deidre's corpse was discovered in a toy chest.

Don't Get Any Blood on the File

a crooked cop cops out a cop killer.  or rather - mike gets beat up in a parking garage in 1.19.

The Sodomite and his Mother

bree calls andrew a sodomite and rex a pervert, all in front of the good reverend sykes.  typical night at the van de kamps shown in 1.19.

Broken

in 1.19, susan comes home to discover that her mom has invited some men over - as a means to get susan's mind off mike.  later, susan tells her mom that the plumber not only broke her heart, he broke her.  

Alone

mary alice does her thang in the ending montage of 1.19.

Live Alone and Like It

le credits, 1.19.

The Best of Parents

susan's past mishaps with julie are outlined at the beginning of 1.20, Fear No More.

Spring on Wisteria Lane

mary alice reminds us that, "spring comes every year to wisteria lane." because on my street spring only comes once every three years?  1.20.

Weeds and Chemicals

bree locks arms with george and rex at a flower market.  rex states that he despises weeds, and george claims that, with the right chemical, you can get rid of anything.  1.20.

Annabel

we meet tom's ex, annabel, and learn her history.  1.20.

A Stolen Baby

in 1.20's flashback, felicia reveals to martha that mary alice stole a baby.

I Don't Have Time For This Crap

i had to include the dialogue - gaby knows how to talk to a priest.  1.20.

You're Not Special, Zach

zach's dad essentially calls him a loser, telling him that julie will never care for him.  so much for sugarcoating it.  1.20.

We're Really Happy

 lynette sics her kids on annabel in the hopes that she will see how perfect the scavo family is.  the children are subtle and tell annabel, "we're really happy!"  1.20.

Something Husbands Say

tom and lynette argue about annabel in 1.20.

Exploding Kitchens

BOOM! in 1.20.

Appreciating Spring

mary alice tells us that the folks of wisteria lane are too busy with their lives to appreciate spring.  from the ending montage of 1.20.

Fear No More

credits, 1.20.

Alone (Andrew's Plan Edition)

bonus track.  andrew reveals his revenge plans for his mother, which leads into the ending montage from 1.19.

and that's that.  peace out.

-james

lucky

housekeeping:  

i've got a new look, obviously.

i now only have one "post" per page, so there aren't hundreds of embedded songs on an entire page.  i am hoping that this makes the site run faster for those who were having problems.

i will soon have a more organized archive, so you can easily find songs from each season, each episode, etc.  as opposed to this random long list...

and, for those who cannot utilize divshare (which is a shame - it is *so* user-friendly), i will try to get the files on another sharing site.

finally, i still have not done season four tracks.  i will look into that soon.  

okay, the recent requests are below.  enjoy, continue requesting, look for more updates soon, and happy st. patrick's day.

Main Titles (Quick Version)

the quick version of the main titles, featured in the pilot (and a hand full of other episodes as well).

Remember This

mary alice tells us what we need to remember, in the "previously on desperate housewives" segment from episode 2.23, Remember.

Sensitive Creatures

brides are sensitive creatures, according to mary alice.  taken from the beginning of 3.02, It Takes Two, when bree's distasteful wedding plans are rejected by the ladies.  

The Hostages Free/Mary Alice Dream

the ending of 3.07, Bang.  awesome, awesome, awesome.

What Happens Now?

in 3.10, The Miracle Song, orson explains his past to bree (with the exception of his lil' murder cover-up...no big deal, right?), as susan hides in the closet - listening and discovering some shocking artifacts from orson's past.

The Journey of Alma Hodge

alma is back, and mary alice shows us what really happened between her and orson.  from the beginning of 3.11, No Fits, No Fights, No Feuds.

A Smile That Gave Away Nothing

mary alice has the day off, so it's the deceased rex van de kamp who explains to us that his family has perfected the art of the smile that gives away nothing.  and orson's got it down, too.  from the introduction of 3.16, My Husband the Pig.

Desperate Husbands

forget about the wives!  rex changes things up and decides to tell us about all those desperate husbands on wisteria lane.  mary alice will be pissed.  3.16. 

Victor Lang

also in 3.16, victor lang introduces himself to gaby by purposefully crashing into her car.  subtle guy.

Romantic Bastard

tom tells carlos about his romantic plans for lynette.  3.16.

Terrible Mother, Terrible Person

edie tells carlos that she would have been a terrible mother, thus explaining why she gave up custody of travers.  3.16.

The Remnants of a Closet

gaby's closet is destroyed by her busted water heater in the beginning of episode 3.17, Dress Big.

Forbidden

lynette finds tom unconscious in the pizzria and forbids him to die.  a touching scene, also from 3.17.

I Trust You

ian gets romantic in bed by asking susan to sign a pre-nup.  3.17.

Victory

victor reveals his softer side to gaby, and therefore finally wins her whole heart.  3.17.

The Wisteria Lane Blackout

the power goes out in the beginning of 3.19, God, That's Good.

Memories

susan tells mike that she has decided to marry ian, and mike takes comfort in the fact that, at the very least, he has his regained his memories of susan.  from 3.20, Gossip.  

Goodbye, Susan

susan listens to a message from mike - and ian witnesses her replay the message.  finally seeing that susan will never get over mike, ian ends their relationship.  3.20.

Tom and Rick's Lunch

tom takes rick out to lunch, and tells him that he must quit the restaurant - and stay away from his wife and family.  from episode 3.21, Into The Woods.

ciao.

-james

be heard

i am assuming that you folks have already signed the petition for the release of an official desperate housewives score.  but if by chance you have not, i encourage you to do so.  click below.

Petition 

it seems unlikely that a score will ever be released - but, hey, it's worth a shot.  and it would be great to have these pieces without chirping birds, etc.

okay: season one, continued.  these tracks are from episodes 1.13 - 1.16.  

requests will be honored next update.

enjoy -  and leave comments, suggestions, requests, etc.

Keeping Secrets

mary alice explains that keeping secrets can be difficult in the "previously on desperate housewives" clips from 1.13, Your Fault.

A Daughter Like Julie

in the opening of 1.13, we learn what susan thinks of julie:  she is the perfect child.  mary alice quickly reminds us that no such creature exists, as susan walks in on julie swapping spit with zach young.  

Responsible Adults

zach freaks out on susan, and then mary alice lectures us about being responsible adults.  from the closing montage of 1.13.

Your Fault

the credits roll in 1.13.

Life's Biggest Questions

the answers to life's biggest questions are, according to mary alice, buried under "even bigger lies."  from the "previously" clips in episode 1.14, Love is in the Air.

The Memory of that Moment

lynette's boys give her a flower pot for valentine's day, and she cherishes the moment...until she discovers that they stole the pot from mrs. mccluskey.  1.14.

Sex Sells

gaby becomes a mattress model for the "siesta king" - reminding customers that there are a lot of fun things they can do on a siesta mattress that don't involve sleep.  a cute little ditty from 1.14.

Breaking and Entering

mike snoops around a house and gets shot.  1.14.

So...You...Shot Yourself?

a confused susan visits mike in the hospital.  1.14.

We're Sorry

the scavo boys march up to mrs. mccluskey's doorstep to apologize for stealing her junk.  1.14.

The One Thing They Had in Common

mary alice reveals the one thing that lynette and and mrs. mccluskey have in common:  love.  1.14.

The Power of Love

final piece from 1.14 - mary alice tells us how love can influence our lives in the episode's closing montage.

Lies

in the beginning of 1.15, Impossible, mary alice tells us that each new morning in suburbia brings a new set of lies.

It's Over

tom tells lynette that he didn't get his promotion - and lies about being okay with it.  1.15.

I'm Not Gay

also in 1.15, susan discovers andrew and justin making out in zach's pool - and mistakes them for julie and zach.  andrew screams "i'm not gay!" as susan stumbles away.  pretty good piece, despite the pool sounds.

Poor

a nice scene between carlos and gaby, in which gaby tells carlos that their money problems don't make them "poor" - because "poor" is merely a state of mind.  1.15.

Before We Fall Asleep

the residents of wisteria lane have insomnia in the closing montage of 1.15.

Suburban Scandals

maisy gibbons is arrested for prostitution in the beginning of 1.16, The Ladies Who Lunch.

Port-A-Potty

gaby and carlos have no indoor plumbing - so gaby decides to steal a port-a-potty from a construction site.  you will recognize this tune from the dvd menus.  1.16.

Team Susan and Edie

susan and edie sneak into paul young's house to snoop around.  when paul returns home, edie is forced to make out with him in order for susan to escape.  1.16.

The Next Scandal

mary alice speaks of scandals in the closing montage from 1.16.

Before We Fall Asleep (Mary Alice Edition)

a little bonus track.  i really like mary alice's narration, so this is the closing montage from 1.15 - this time including mary alice's voiceover.  if anyone wants a specific track with mary alice's narration, let me know.

peace.

-james

100+

is this page running slow for anyone?  for example - is it "cluncky" when you scroll down?  it runs perfectly fine on my computers at home, but i came here on another computer today and the site was a lagging quite a bit.  if anyone is experiencing this problem, let me know - maybe i am sharing too many music files on a single page.

right, i think i've got all the recent requests here.  if yours is missing, let me know.  i couldn't do the season four requests just yet.  i will look into it soon.

next update will be my continuation of season one.  but feel free to keep the requests coming for future posts.

there are most definitely doubles of some songs (a lot of themes are re-used)...but, regardless, i already have over 100 tracks.  cheers to that.

edit:  okay...i counted, and i have just a little less than 100.  so i lied.  but i am almost there.

all right, go at it.

Missing Mary Alice

susan has a flashback of mary alice.  from the pilot.  

A Wake and a Pool Party

to lynette's horror, the scavo kids go swimming at mary alice's wake.  this song includes special pool sounds.  also from 1.01.

The Eligible Bachelor 

after julie reminds susan about her lack of a sex life, susan heads on over to visit mike - wisteria lane's newest eligible bachelor.  1.01.

Introducing Edie Britt (reprise)

and edie visits too.  although her sex life clearly isn't lacking.  a short clip of edie's theme, also in 1.01.

The Table This Time

gaby has sex with her 16 year old gardener.  trashy?  no, it's classy because they do it on a table imported from italy.  this is the first time we see gaby and john hook up.  1.01.

Gaby the Gardener

when carlos notices that the lawn wasn't mowed during john's last visit, gaby ditches out on a fancy party to do some yard work.  1.01.

She Was Perfect

bree cries at the hospital - but does so hiding in the bathroom, as to not shatter her perfect image.  1.01.

Playing With Fire

a clumsy susan accidentally burns edie's house down.  1.01.

I Know What You Did

in the beginning of 1.02, Ah, But Underneath, the wives gather to discuss the mysterious note that mary alice received.  and then paul wraps up the toy chest.

Dr. Albert Goldfine

the first time we see the good doctor - also in 1.02.

Hello Mrs. Solis

gaby, in disguise, stops by john's house for some afternoon delight.  1.02.

Edie's Look

mrs. huber collects clothes for edie, as she lost them all in the fire.  when mrs. huber tells susan that edie has no clothes to wear, susan comments:  "i thought that was the look she was going for."  1.02.

Mourning On Wisteria Lane

it's morning on wisteria lane - and while everyone goes about their daily tasks, susan is still reminded of mary alice.  can i get some props for that title?  from the beginning of 1.03, Pretty Little Picture.

Peeping Ashley

the new girl next door, ashley, sees gaby make out with john.  1.03.

The Gun

zach finds his mother's gun.  he plays with it in the dark like a creep.  his dad comes, bree comes, etc etc etc.  1.03.

Dirty Laundry

in this "previously on desperate housewives" bit, mary alice reminds us that everyone has a little dirty laundry.  from 1.04, Who's That Woman.

Main Titles

the desperate housewives main title theme.  it was requested that the theme be taken from this specific episode, 1.04 - most likely because of the dramatic percussion at the beginning.  

Egged

in 1.14, Love Is in the Air, lynette eggs mrs. mccluskey's car.  and then she eggs mrs. mccluskey.

Enemy of my Enemy

in 2.02, You Could Drive a Person Crazy, susan discovers that edie and karl are an "item" - and takes out her anger on the annoying paper boy.

The Body

paul punches mike, causing susan to crash into a parked car, causing that car's trunk to pop open, causing a dead body to be discovered.  from 1.11, One More Kiss.

We're Gonna Be All Right

the ending credits from 2.12, We're Gonna Be All Right.

Madre

gaby is shocked and upset to see carlos in the window with another woman.  she is even more shocked and upset when she discovers that the woman is her mother.  from 2.15, Thank You So Much.

The Demanding Shopper

mary alice explains that gaby is a demanding shopper - especially when it comes to choosing the birth mother of her soon-to-be adopted child.  from 2.17, Could I Leave You?

Battle of the Boyfriends

susan's ex, who wants her back, pivots susan's boyfriend against her other ex (karl tricks dr. ron into meeting mike, and a fight ensues).  from 2.17.

A Bit of a Situation

bree gets tanked, passes out, and wakes up locked in a department store. 2.17.

It Was All Worth It

gaby holds her baby for the first time, and claims that it was all worth it.  nice piece from 2.18, Everybody Says Don't.

The Company of a Murderer 

edie's engagement party gets a little awkward when felicia gives edie mrs. huber's dentures as a gift - merely to remind everyone that they are in the presence of a murderer, paul young.  2.18.

Stealing Lily

lily's real father shows up and wants the child back.  so, naturally, carlos and gaby kidnap lily from the hospital.  2.18.

Yellow Jackets

edie chases susan down wisteria lane, and has a run-in with some bees.  from 2.22, No One Is Alone. 

Another Woman

lynette follows tom to atlantic city, and discovers him drinking wine with another woman.  a nice piece, also from 2.22.

2 am

betty and caleb pack up to move at 2 am - and we also get a glimpse of what happened the night melanie foster died.  from the beginning of the season two finale, episode 2.23, Remember.

Matthew's Jacket

and then we get another glimpse of what happened the night melanie foster died - it was matthew, as made evident by the jacket he left behind.  2.23.

Nora

lynette meets nora - the mother of her husband's daughter.  and a total psycho.  2.23.

The Escape

with the assistance of orson, bree escapes from the mental institution to go rescue her daughter from matthew.  2.23.

Two Men Down

the exciting conclusion to season two - matthew is shot, and mike is run down by orson. 2.23.

When It Rains, It Pours

mary alice takes us back six months ago in the beginning of season three.  from 3.01, Listen to the Rain on the Roof.  and you're going to have to listen to the rain on the track, because i couldn't lift it.

What. A. Bitch.

a very pregnant xiao-mei calls gaby a bitch.  3.01.

Ian

we meet ian, and learn about his "coma-buddy" relationship with susan.  3.01.

But I'm a Republican

despite her protests, orson gets a little liberal with bree in bed.  3.01.

Listen to the Rain on the Roof

ending credits.  3.01.

Did You Kill Your Wife?

bree's wedding ceremony is put on hold when she asks orson a small question.  3.02, It Takes Two.

Dumped

gaby tells carlos that she slept with john - and carlos quite literally dumps her.  on the side of the road.  from 3.04, Like It Was.

Nice She Ain't

the ending credits from 3.05, Nice She Ain't.

Bang!

nora is shot in 3.07, Bang.

The Hodges

a flashback of the night orson's dad "killed himself" leads into a scene where gloria tells alma, who is locked in the attic, the good news - bree and orson are both in the hospital.  oh, those crazy hodges.  from 3.15, The Little Things You Do Together.

Miracles

ending montage music from 3.10, The Miracle Song.  i know, a little out of order, but i decided to save this for last because it's my favorite of this bunch.  

until next time.  *wink*

-james